Scene: Me and mom brushing our teeth in the bathroom
Me: Have you looked at the tap?
Mom: Yeah, i know. Its disgusting! I have never liked that tap!
Me: Yeah... Wait. What?
Mom: =muttering= Big ol' phalic symbol!
Me: I was just going to point out the ring of crud around it and the gross barnacle looking things it seems to be growing like one of the cursed sailors in Pirates of the Carribean.*
Mom: ... Oh.....
*this is not a lax cleaning thing, we just have seriously hard water here
1 comment:
Ha! I love your mom.
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