Monday, January 12, 2009

O-de-lay-hee

My mother to young male B&B guest who is taking over my bedroom:

"Have you met my daughter? You'll be sleeping in her bed tonight."

My brother after I let a young male pedestrian cross the street in front of me:

"Yah, don't hit him. Oh wait!  If mom were here she would say 'Oh just give him a little tap, C, he might be cute!'"

I love my mom, but she is definitely the "mama with the gleaming gloat" 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your mom sounds great.

C said...

she is wonderful. extremely embarassing sometimes, but great.