So, internet, here are my new glasses:
These brown ones are juicy couture, the style is called "behave". Perfect for a librarian, yes? they are brown with bone coloured stripes down the arms. They are my business specs.
and these are my funky glasses, they have the magnetic clip-on sunglasses too, which is spectacular! you can't see it in the photo very well, but the arms are the same colour as the front of the frames, a burgundy red, and the insides are an awesome lime green. very cool.